The Avengers: A Documentary
In theatres now
WHERE EVERYONE IS PLAYING THEMSELVES Y’ALL
Chris Evans is too much for me to handle sometimes
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
that’s the tubby custard machine
Omg it s
Yeah and that’s the episode where the machine wouldn’t turn off and the Teletubbies basically spent the whole episode freaking out about it.
The Star Trek Into Darkness Superbowl ad in case you missed it
No, Mine Are….
Sorry guys, you can all go home now.
Mine are more of an ocean blue but I’m pretty sure they are contenders in this battle of the blues.
This keeps getting better and better every time I reblog!
i don’t know what you guys are talking about
The Gollum made me lose it. XD
I thought this post couldn’t get any more perfect then i saw Gollum and i died of laughter!